The Secretary Will Disavow Any Knowledge

Fandom: Dark Angel
Pairing: Alec/Joshua (omg, shut UP!)
Rating: All ages.
Warnings: I suppose in this crowd, I should warn for a lack of porn.
Spoilers: Mild ones for the end of S2. *squints* Probably through "Freak Nation".
Word Count: 2,499
AN: Er. I have stuff to say, but I'll keep it until after the story. Felicitations to technosage for the beta.

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( So when several days go by in a blissful absence of Alec-related drama, at first, Max doesn't notice. )

Fandom: Supernatural/Stargate:Atlantis
Pairing: None.
Rating: All Ages.
Warnings: None.
Spoilers: None. Crossover AU.
Word Count: 342
AN: A Sateda Dean story. Written in 15m. I really despair of when I used to be able to write 700+ words in 15m. *cries*

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( Prix Fixe=Fixed Price )

So I don't really talk about my Sims that often, but I recently acquired the newest expansion pack, Free Time and I've been re-immersing myself and having a wonderful time.

The thing is--and the part that amuses Mona to no end--is that my reputation for dirtybadwrong weird stuff seems to have penetrated even into the game. Let me explain.

Jared and Jensen have several children. One of them, Julie, got knocked up in college. She/I decided to keep the baby, but once he--Cade--was born, she showed absolutely zero interest in the poor kid. Fortunately, his father stepped up to the plate and, after graduation, took custody of the kid and now they're living in a very lovely home. So. Anyway, Cam, the father, has a job and had to hire a nanny to cover the period of time between when Cade gets home and when he gets home.

So. Cade comes home from school and the nanny is there. Cade has to go to the bathroom pretty badly. So I send him to the bathroom. The nanny catches a glimpse of him on the way by and makes the "Oooh, you're HAWT!" sizzle noise and finger gesture. Which is creepy enough, because Cade is a KID. Not a teen, a KID. But then, while Cade's in the bathroom, the nanny FOLLOWS HIM IN and proceeds to stand there, watching him make.

Just...WHAT? MY NANNY IS A CHILD MOLESTER!

Game, why are you so creepy?

ALSO. There's this one child--one of the Winchester grandchildren, actually--who is on the friends list of EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the game. AND, EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE GAME IS DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH HIM. Also not a teen. A KID.

I think he must be like...Jasmine or something. I'm a little scared, y'all.