The Secretary Will Disavow Any Knowledge

I'm afraid the next couple chapters will be short ones. Yes, I'm an evil h0r.

Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: None. Gen.
Rating/Warnings: Language. Violence. Dark Themes.
Spoilers: Through Season 1. AU.
Chapter: 2,798
Story: ~125,000
Summary: What if John died and Mary lived? What if Mary knew why?
AN: Many enthusiastic thanks to canadiangoddess for services rendered. *leers* This story is not yet complete. It is 95% done, but caveat lector. I plan to post one part per day until the story is completed.

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Previous parts can be found here

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( I'm just trying to make sense of it all. )

So I'm spammy. It's 1am on the weekend. I feel pretty safe. ANYWAY.

I was chatting with txtequilanights (as you do) and we were talking about the piece I just wrote for her, Suriname and Sam, which is a 5 year later time stamp on The Killing Moon. And Rachel said that she was thinking about how she wanted Chris to find out that Sam and Dean are brothers. And *I* said "OMG, Rachel, WRITE IT. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!" (except with a lot more "pleases".)

AND THEN SHE DID.

This Is As Existential As It Gets, Kids by txtequilanights, featuring Angsty!Sammy and Fab!Chris.

Because Rachel doesn't only love ME, she loves us ALL. *nods*

Otherwise known as: I WIN! \o/


poisontaster: Huh. Today is John Shep...er...Joe Flanigan's birthday.

sixersfan: Maybe you should get him a smutbox.

poisontaster: *cracks up*

*whines* Oh, God...Romancing the Stone is on cable right now.

This just makes me want to write that RPS story even more.

"What did you do? Wake up and say..."Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life!"

"Drinking? I coulda been killed and you're drinking?" *snatches bottle and downs the rest*

*flails*

Fandom: Live Free or Die Hard
Pairing: John McClane/Matt Farrell
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Other than Abuse of an Action Hero…um…nothing?
Spoilers: None.
Word Count:
AN: Also written for romanticalgirl's First Time Thingathon. Or…I hope so. I don't know if this counts as a first time in the truest sense of the word, but I think it is. technosage, thank you so much for the beta and for making it better than it was. All remaining errors are mine.

Time Stamp: 6 Months after Rewriting The Disk. For wrenlet, whom I adore.

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( That's about as much introspection as John can handle in one day. )